This page is partly an exercise in learning how to use cascading style sheets, but mostly vanity. A lot of my best years were before everything started getting logged to the world wide web, so I'm recording them here. The source is engravings on traveling trophies, medals, and the occasional sword in the attic. The title is an allusion to a poem by George Starbuck that I don't expect anyone to recognize.
| Gateway Division | Men's Foil | 1989 |
| Virginia Division | Men's Foil | 1998, 2001, 2005 |
| Virginia Division | Men's Épée | 2001, 2005, 2006, 2008 |
| Southeast Section | Men's Épée | 1997, 1998, 1999, 2003 |
| Chesapeake Challenge | Men's Épée | 1998, 2001, 2002, 2009 |
| National Champion | Veteran (over 40) Men's Épée |
2008 |
I've lost a lot more championships than I've won. These were memorable because, although I lost at the end, there were some unexpected victories along the way.
| National Championship | Open Team Men's Épée | 2001 |
| National Championship | Division 1A Men's Épée | 2002 |
| National Championship | Veteran (over 40) Men's Foil |
2003, 2008 |
| North American Cup | Veteran Men's Foil | 2005 |
| National Championship | Division 2 Men's Foil | 8th Place, 1995 |
| National Championship | Division 1A Men's Épée | 5th Place, 2001 |
| National Championship | Veteran Men's Foil | 6th Place, 2002 |
| National Championship | Veteran Men's Foil | 3rd Place, 2004 |
| National Championship | Veteran Men's Épée | 3rd Place, 2005 |
| North American Cup | Division 2 Men's Foil | 3rd Place, 1997 |
| North American Cup | Veteran Men's Foil | 7th Place, 2001 |